[Verse 1]
Postmodernism took you by surprise
While you were people-watching at the cafeteria
You were in there, writing a book about all your nightmares
God you looked so serious

[Pre-Chorus]
But the little boy was a she
We fell asleep while watching our DVD

[Chorus]
(Cold tears in the wintertime) That's what you mean to me now
(Cold tears in the wintertime) So much that I almost drowned
It's all over now, it's all over now
My mind keeps working overtime
To clean up the mess, just to ease all the stress
Of those (cold tears in the wintertime)

[Verse 2]
Fresh water thrown in my face
Like you suddenly cared about the human race?
Frustration is your frozen meal
I hope you eat it fast and burn your tongue for real

[Pre-Chorus]
But the little boy was a she
We fell asleep while watching our DVD

[Chorus]
(Cold tears in the wintertime) That's what you mean to me now
(Cold tears in the wintertime) So much that I almost drowned
It's all over now, it's all over now
My mind keeps working overtime
To clean up the mess, just to ease all the stress
Of those (cold tears in the wintertime)

(Cold tears in the wintertime) That's what you mean to me now
(Cold tears in the wintertime) So much that I almost drowned
It's all over now, it's all over now
My mind keeps working overtime
To clean up the mess, just to ease all the stress
Of those (cold tears in the wintertime)