Would you believe
I don't know where he's gone
Would you believe
I don't care
Would you believe
If he walked into this room
I wouldn't turn a hair

Would you believe
I'm as cool as a clam
Calm, and completely resigned
Would you believe
That the thought of his return
Has never crossed my mind

Men are like waves in the ocean
Endlessly marching to shore
Why should I cry, if i lose one
God knows there's always one more

Would you believe
That I don't miss his smile
Who needs that lunatic grin
Would you believe
Life is sweeter single file
Than it has ever been

Would you believe
I'll sleep soundly tonight
Warmed by the thought that we're through
Would you believe
Every hour I sleep alone
Is a dream come true

Would you believe
I don't give a damn
Well you're as big a fool as I am
You're as big a fool as I am
If you do