Chicks on Speed
Art rules
Art star recipe
It's two cups of gelatin
Mix it well
Stir in a concept
Technology as well
Whip in some finance and a pinch of cocaine
Add a harmless scandal
A media plan all cooked up by a right hand man

Andy Warhol valley export what is juxtiposition
Art is playground for people who have everhthing
The rich will always be with us ???
The venice biennale
More control than lottery
Always modern who's on top
The artists or the dealers
Where are all the women?
They're underneath the men
Invest in a collection
Or buy credibility
Who cares about the content
Just mash the tapestry

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Are you a nobody who'll die and get famous?
Your own retrospective at just 33
What looks good today
Will it look good tomorrow?
Destroy your career
In one brush stroke
Art in public spaces
Government funded crap
The beauro are the experts
Hands under the tap
Project one hit wonders
They're always in the front row
It's Jeffrey Delight
The heat seaking missile

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Girls of poise
Had no choice
Felton fat
On his hat
Lit up the art world
With his lemon light bulb
Miss Tracey's gossip column
Which handbag did you buy?
It's a game let's have sex
But you're too drunk again
Karl Saatchi's burning
He's lost his edge on taste
He's so now then
He puts his art to waste
Jake and Dinos Chapman
They're selling masterpieces
Dog returns to vomit
Now is this really art?

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