Verse 1:
A
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from
E
But she's the sorta sheila for me
'N' they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she's the sorta sheila for me
'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So she's the sorta sheila for me

Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me
E
She's the sorta sheila for me
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but
A
She's the sorta sheila for me

Extra verses:
Verse 2:
Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin'
Fat
But she's the sorta sheila for me
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she's the sorta sheila for me
But providing I can get drunk enough
She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er
But she's the sorta sheila for me

Verse 3:
She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath
But she's the sorta sheila for me
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she's the sorta sheila for me
She picks her nose and she's always fartin'
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin'
But she's the sorta sheila for me

Verse 4:
Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright
But she's the sorta sheila for me
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she's the sorta sheila for me
She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er
So she's the sorta sheila for me
Play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
She's the sorta sheila for me
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me
E A E A
She's the sorta sheila for me