[Verse 1]
Armies are invading in the Yucatan
How I've come to know is no secret, man
Turning on my television, there she is
She's an anchorman

[Verse 2]
Monday comes and she has got a real tan
Wonder where she went and was it with a man
Now she's telling us about Japan, Iran
She's an anchorman

[Refrain]
She's coming on
She's coming on
Coming on strong
She's coming on

[Verse 3]
Something to believe in when you're feeling down
Something to imagine in a see-through gown
Lots of information in her little hands
She's an anchorman

[Verse 4]
I've been a fan since 1982
I can bet that she ain't nеver wearing shoes
I would givе anything up to hold the hand
Of the anchorman
[Refrain]
She's coming on
She's coming on
Coming on strong
She's coming on

[Interlude]

[Verse 3]
Something to believe in when you're feeling down
Something to imagine in a see-through gown
Lots of information in her little hands
She's an anchorman

[Refrain]
She's coming on
She's coming on
Coming on strong
She's coming on

[Bridge]
When I look in her eyes
Then I feel hypnotized
She's an anchorman

[Verse 5]
Something to believe in when you're feeling down
Even when the world is turning upside down
Tell me, tell me, tell me, I can be your man
She's an anchorman