Shave it off!
Well i see too many of them walking around
Dirt on their face no hair to be found
Well they walk in malls and they walk in packs
Dirt on their lip and we can't have that
Smoke look rough, look bad, look mean
This media-tough kid only about 13
Where the hell is mom
Where the hell is pop
Get a razor blade
This has gotta stop

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Dirt lip! Shave it off!
Dirt lip! It's gotta stop
Dirt lip!
Just wait five years
It's not a mustache it's not a beard

When i was a headbanger i got beat up
Five dirt lips yeah that was enough
Well i guess by now my mind's gone wack
My friends say man you just gotta relax
Soap helps dirt helps you keep clean
To end dirt lips is now my dream
If you see one walk by
Well just give 'em a smack
I'll shave their lips and
I'll shave their back

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Well i always wonder if they see it at all
If they comb or groom it or just think it's bald
Cause the hair on your lip is like the hair on my arm
It's like the hair on a mole, so don't act so alarmed
Dirt lips taken all size and shape
They can start at 9 and cover any age
Burn it, bleach it nair it or just masking tape
Just get rid of it all it's not too late

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