[Verse 1]
Okay, I'll answer for real
If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls
Well, I'd put them all to work
We'd build a kickass sailboat to get me back to you
See, I'm not fucking around
I just love how you come up with these
You're saying if I was drunk and away on tour
And if we got in a ooh big fight
And then some loosey twit started flirting with me
Well, even drunk and bummed out I'd say you best move on girl
I don't mess around
No!

[Pre-Chorus]
Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh
Yah-yah-yah-yah
Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh
Yah-yah-yah-yah
Yah-yah-yah

[Chorus]
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
The bar's open late and I don't mind
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around
Sure, we'll have two more drinks, and just sit a bit closer
Hit me with another of your silly questions
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around

[Verse 2]
If my friends from school days brought me to a strip club
Bought me some of those lap dances, say what would I do then?
Well, I'd have to point to Mikey, see he don't have much luck with the ladies
Tell the girls "There, that's me,"
And call you up so we can razz it around

[Pre-Chorus]
Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh
Yah-yah-yah-yah
Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh
Yah-yah-yah-yah
Yah-yah-yah

[Chorus]
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
The bar's open late and I don't mind
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around
Sure, we'll have two more drinks, come sit a bit closer
Hit me with another of your silly questions
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around
Never be fucking around

[Verse 3]
What if you high school girlfriend showed up while I was away?
Well, I'd go under the sink
And grab some insect repellent and spray that girl away!

[Verse 3]
Yeah, I'll stop my stealing
I'll stop my fighting
I'll change my dirty ways
For you just you
I'm damn well smart
And I won't be fucking around
So are you feeling good?
Do you know I'm yours?
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders
Let's head on home
I'll never be fucking around

[Verse 4]
Yeah, I'll stop my stealing
I'll stop my fighting
I'll change my dirty ways
For you just you
I know what I got
And I won't be fucking around
So are you feeling good?
Do you know I'm yours?
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders
Let's head on home
I'll never be fucking around

[Outro]
Nah, I'll never be fucking around
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(Yah-yah-yah-yah)
Never be, never be, never be fucking around
(Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh)
(Yah-yah-yah-yah)
No, no, no, I'll never be fucking around
(Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh)
(Yah-yah-yah-yah)
Never be, never be, never be fucking around
(Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh)
Yah-yah-yah-yah