Oh No, I like my sister
Oh No! guess you can say I've missed her
Oh My what am I to do?
I never thought I liked her, what about you?

We were always arguing, she was such a pest
Always interfering with my happiness
But now she's gone to Canberra, what am I to do?
I hope she don't get eaten by a kangaroo

We would always bicker, we would always fight
She always called me wrong when I knew that I was right
She'd steal my cookies, she'd grab my cake
I'd say the day that she was born, Mom made a mistake

I hope that she comes home soon, safe and soon
I promise I won't ever hold her upside down
Now that she is gone, there's no one I can tease?
I hope she don't come back with some weird disease