How did you get here
Not sure what you did
Well you can relax, pat your back
'Cause you’re someone’s kid

A dip in the gene pool
Is keeping you so cool
Live in a hierarchy of nepotistic bliss

Stress free Mondays
Privilege Fridays
It’s the weekend everyday
Trust fund baby
Oh sing it with me

When you’re in the club (Ahhh)
You’re a step above (Ahhh)

When you’re in the club
The world is yours to have
We’ve got each other backs
As long as your daddy’s wallet's really fat (Ahhh)
All your troubles done (Ahhh)

When you’re in the club
The world is yours to have
We’ve got each other backs
As long as you’re not Jewish, Asian, brown or Black
Just put your feet up
Don’t matter who you was
Oh really, oh really, but really, it really does

But now you’re a member
So Light a Coheba
Let the greener pastures know, darlin', here you come

Not to worry
You’re at the tippy
Top of all them
Creme de le creme
But there’s one thing
That’s tradition
You gotta get rid
Of all your old friends
They’ll be people who want what you have
Tell 'em too bad

When you’re in the club (Ahhh)
You’re a step above (Ahhh)

When you’re in the club
The world is yours to have
We’ve got each other backs
As long as your daddy’s wallet's really fat (Ahhh)
All your troubles done (Ahhh)
When you’re in the club
The world is yours to have
We’ve got each other backs

As long as you’re not Jewish, Asian, brown or Black
A single woman or gay
On the wrong side of fey
If you’re rich, white, and straight

Then you’re in the club