Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed (shucks!)
I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphillis germs
And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns

I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
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Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed (shucks!)
I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphillis germs
And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns

Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed (shucks!)
I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it