[MIGUEL]
I don't care that you're not here to see the lights
That we're not making matching footprints in the snow
I don't need you here to warm my winter nights
I don't buy into the myth of mistletoe

It's important to remember
That December's just December
Then it's over and by New Year's I'll be fine
But as flurries swirl midair
I stop and say a silent prayer
I hope your Christmas sucks as much as mine

[LINDSAY]
I don't know if you'd have helped me choose a tree
Would you let me make you skate in Central Park?
Either way, what's meant to be is meant to be
And the twinkle lights still come on after dark

So it's really not so tragic
You're not here to share the magic
Though it is a little lonely, I admit
Still the silver bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
And I really hope you also feel like shit
[BOTH]
I don't mind that I won't buy that perfect gift
Based on something I remembered you once said
Come to think, it gives my soul a little lift
That I won't have to return it 'cause I never plan ahead

And as Santa cons are drinking
I still wonder what you're thinking
Are you wishing things were like they were before?

[MIGUEL]
This Christmas kinda sucks

[LINDSAY]
Because of you this Christmas sucks

[BOTH]
So I really hope that yours sucks more