[CELESTE]
If you're wondering how something's gonna go
[TOM]
Something there's no way for you to know
[JOAN]
Just go and ask the universe to show
A spark of that divine
[LINDSAY]
I know, I say "Hello, it's me."
And insert deity
Will always send a sign
Like right now
The sun is shining, the sky is blue
[JOAN]
You'd only know from your roommate's view
[LINDSAY]
And the kitchen's clean
[TOM]
But the bathroom's not
[CELESTE]
She used the Nair and left her hair
And it smells like poop and pot
[LINDSAY]
But they lowered rent for the entire A and C line
It's a sign! It's a sign!
[ALL]
It's a sign! It's a sign!
[TOM]
That's a sign, all right
[JOAN AND CELESTE]
In black and white
[TOM]
And you say to yourself, "It's only a little rat bite."
Ten days later your spleen is swollen
To the size of a white melon
[JOAN]
Note the broken mirror
[CELESTE]
And the haunted doll
[LINDSAY]
But encouraging graffiti on the lovely wall
[CELESTE]
Look, a big black cat
[LINDSAY]
I just won't go that way
[TOM]
Hot damn, it looks like BAM is doing the Scottish Play
[LINDSAY]
But someone dropped their subway token and now it's mine
[CELESTE, JOAN, AND TOM]
It's a sign! It's a sign!
[LINDSAY]
It's a sign! It's a sign!
Is this glue or gum?
[JOAN]
No, that is cum
[TOM]
Dehydrated ejaculate
[LINDSAY]
Today I really need things to go right
'Cause then I'll feel that my future is bright
And I'll know writing is right
And I can write my ticket out of hell
Oh hello, oh mind if I squeeze in?
Look, I just got a seat! This baby is sucking at New York's tits
[JOAN]
Sweet! Or it's a sign you'll end up like this fine man
Drinking wine and slurping tuna right out of a can
[LINDSAY]
Woo! Right on time with seconds to spare
[TOM]
Note the splatter of blood at the base of the stair
[CELESTE]
There's seven writers in Room 13
[LINDSAY]
I got a hunch I wowed the bunch
[JOAN]
'Cause your work is obscene
[LINDSAY]
And hey, those to start with me, it's my turn to shine
[CELESTE]
Check and mate, resign
[CELESTE, JOAN, AND TOM]
'Cause that's a sign
