[Intro: Zombina & Witch]
Now for a frightful thing I like to call
"You’d Scream If You Knew What I Did Last Halloween"
Ha, ha
You’d scream if you knew what I did last Halloween

[Verse 1]
Let's get back to the basics of what spooky's supposed to be
Do you prefer the Munsters or the Addams Family?
You've got your knitting needle and your manic lumber down pat
But you don't look so impressive behind that hockey mask

[Chorus]
Oh, my sweet angel
Don't ever treat me bad (Ever treat me bad)
Because I'm completely sane now
But sometimes they come back
And you'd scream if you knew what I did last Halloween

[Verse 2]
They don't make them like they used to, that is what I say
A million sequels down the line, the plot has lost it's way
Money out of murder, that is all it is
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids

[Chorus]
My sweet angel
Don't ever treat me bad (Ever treat me bad)
Because I'm completely sane now
But sometimes they come back
And you'd scream if you knew what I did last Halloween
If you knew what I did last Halloween
If you knew what I did last Halloween