[Part I: Let's Take It to the Stage]

[Verse 1: George Clinton]
Everybody funkin' and don’t know how
They shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow
He funked her so hard they saw some smoke
He said, "Let's get in the bed and funk like folks"
He was laughin' at her

[Interlude: George Clinton]
Are y’all ready to get down tonight, y'all?
Everybody stomp your foot out there in the balcony
Stomp your foot on the one, everybody
Let me hear ya
Put your hands together

Hold it for us
I want everybody to move back and forth across the room
We gon' turn this mutha out tonight
Arе y'all with me out there?
Arе you with me out there?

[Verse 2: George Clinton]
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus, he took out his penis
And woke up with a handful of goo
[Interlude: George Clinton]
Put your foot on the one, y'all

[Verse 3: George Clinton]
There once was a freak in L.A
Who came to New York to play
It was a crush, a dollar tooshie toshie
And a drug dealer all come in to pay

[Interlude: George Clinton, Parliament]
Are y'all ready to get down tonight?
Are you ready to get down tonight, everybody?
I'ma tell y'all what I want y’all to do
I want everybody to do this for me
Everybody in the house do this
Ahhhhh shit
Ahhhhh shit
Ahhhhh shit
Ahhhhh shit
Everybody out there, y’all know who you is
If you feel the music, I want you turn to the ones that don't the feel the music to do this for me

[Part II: Take Your Dead Ass Home (Say Sam'n Nasty)]

[Chorus: Parliament, George Clinton]
If you ain’t gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(Sing it to 'em)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(Everybody sing it)
If you ain’t gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(Sing it loud)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(Funk it out proud)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
[Instrumental Break]

[Outro: George Clinton, Parliament]
Y'all got your sunglasses on?
Do you have your sunglasses on?
I wanna do it one more time
And I want everybody in the house to loan me your funky mind
We gon' do it this time
Ahhhhh shit
Ahhhhh shit
Free your mind and your ass will follow tonight
The Mothership Connection is upon you
Funk created the gods, and we shall return
Tonight, the Mothership says supergroovalisticprosifunkstiication
Are you ready to fly on the Mothership tonight?
Are you ready?