Original London Cast of The Great British Bake Off Musical
The Arrival of the Judges
[Jim]
(Spoken) Before we get cracking
It's the judges you know and love!
[Kim]
(Spoken) Please welcome back
National treasure, Dame Pam Lee!
[Pam]
(Spoken) Hello
I am so delighted to be here once more
Nibbling on your nougat, a thrill a just adore
I know how you're feeling, I'm a cook myself
I can't help you bake
But I'll give you clues
If you leak, or squirt, or begin to ooze
And I'll always score you highly
If you add more booze!
[Kim]
(Spoken) And now, mister blue-eyеs
Himself!
[Jim]
(Spoken) Yes, it's thе man who puts
The "Ding" in [?]
[Kim]
(Spoken) Phil Hollinghurst!
[Phil]
(Spoken) Hiya everyone, you alright?
People think I'm scary, they don't understand
I'm a proper softie, and I might just
Shake your hand!
[Jim and Kim]
He's a silver fox
[Phil]
(Spoken) Oh, no
[Jim and Kim]
With his spikey locs
We're here to impart our years of skill
And our agents send them a lovely bill...
But everybody loves them, its Pam and Phil
[Jim]
(Spoken) The judges everyone!