[Jim]
(Spoken) Before we get cracking
It's the judges you know and love!

[Kim]
(Spoken) Please welcome back
National treasure, Dame Pam Lee!

[Pam]
(Spoken) Hello

I am so delighted to be here once more
Nibbling on your nougat, a thrill a just adore
I know how you're feeling, I'm a cook myself
I can't help you bake
But I'll give you clues
If you leak, or squirt, or begin to ooze
And I'll always score you highly
If you add more booze!

[Kim]
(Spoken) And now, mister blue-eyеs
Himself!

[Jim]
(Spoken) Yes, it's thе man who puts
The "Ding" in [?]
[Kim]
(Spoken) Phil Hollinghurst!

[Phil]
(Spoken) Hiya everyone, you alright?

People think I'm scary, they don't understand
I'm a proper softie, and I might just
Shake your hand!

[Jim and Kim]
He's a silver fox

[Phil]
(Spoken) Oh, no

[Jim and Kim]
With his spikey locs
We're here to impart our years of skill
And our agents send them a lovely bill...
But everybody loves them, its Pam and Phil

[Jim]
(Spoken) The judges everyone!