[Kim]
Since time began there's been a bone of contention
Do you say "Scone" or is it, "Scone"?

[Jim]
It's a debate that gets a lot of attention
But we can't settle this alone

[Kim]
Bring on the "scone"!

[Pam]
I'm the "scone"
I drink tea with the queen
I love a posh magazine
I don't go near Aberdeen

[Jim]
Bring on the "scone"!

[Phil]
I'm a "scone"
And I hail from Cornwall
People say we're abnormal

[Jim and Kim]
Let's settle this fight right now!
[Jim]
Is it "scone" like "traffic cone" (ooh-woah, ooh-woah!)

[Kim]
Is it "scone" like "Elton John" (Ah, ah, ah, ah,!)

[Jim]
(Spokеn) Are you a commoner, or a toff?

[Kim]
(Spoken) Wеlcome back to the Great British Bake Off!