[Intro: Lil Radish Shifu]
Aaaaaaaaaah
Eeeaaaaghhiiohg
Aaaaaiiaiaiaia
Eeeeeeeeaaauagaghhh

[Verse 1: Drake]
I'm your little kitty
I'm your little kitty
Rub me in the stomach
Kiss me on my cheeks
Purr purr purr I love you you
Ya puh puh puh yaaeeiughhaaugh
I can be your little kitty cat
You can pat me right on the back
Oh yeah it feels so good
Meow meow meow purrrr
But I can be a tiger if you want
Girl will you kiss me on my paw
I can be your kitty
But I can also be a tiger
Roar roar roar
I can be your little king, princess
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[Verse 2: Lil Wockie Pop & Cleveland Brown]
Uh (yeah i said it)
My name is Cleveland Brown
And I am proud to be
Right back in my hometown
With my new family
[Verse 3: Eminem, Kanye West & Quandale Dingle]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Yo, Eminem, you just popped the fuck off! Kanye’s up next
Kanye West on the track
I live in a small shack
I'm yellow like pac man
I'm Kanye and I won't be Back
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[Verse 4: Lil Batakum & BigSh1ttyNutz, Both]
Uh uh uummm amagaah ombatakum
Uuuuhmmmm
Aaughaauaghghhggahaaa
Aaamaagagaaahhhaahhaahahaah shadafakup huahah
Huah huah oh sh1ttynutz ah
OH MY GOD WILL YOU GIVE MY DICK
Shadafukup (give me my dick oh my fucking god)
Give me my dick
[Verse 5: Dimsdale, Lil Radish Shifu & Mrs. A]
Alright yeah
(Dimsdale, if I have to ask you again, I'll kick you out. You hear me?)
So i'm rapping on this shit
Yeah Mrs. A's on the dick
Yeah i'm rapping on this shit so Mrs. A's on the dick
Yeah I keep on going
Yeah I [unintelligible]
[unintelligible] she give me a hand ( OH SHIT )
Yeah ay ( I'M BOUTTA BLOW )
He's boutta blow
Ay and you don't know this flow
Cause i'm [unintelligible]
[unintelligible] like a temple
Alright ( i'm boutta blow )

[Bridge: handy manny]
Bingletufine
Bingletufine

[Verse 6: Lil Radish Shifu]
Uh handy manny uh
Handy manny uh
That was handy manny on the track
That shit was handy manny
That shit was terrible
He's terrible uuh
That shit was so terrible uh
Don't ever feature on one of my tracks again
That shit was terrible
Don't ever feature on one of my tracks again uuuh
Yeah I'm'm'a hearing aids after that shit
When I hear that shit
I might throw you in a pit
And I might make you smell my armpits
Cause them shits smelly as fuuck
Them shits smelly as fuuuuuck
Your shit makes me go yuuuuuck
Don't ever get on my truuuuck
You little bitch