[STORYTELLER 1]
Did you take a little tinkle?

[STORYTELLER 2]
Shake off your little dinkle?

[STORYTELLER 1]
The show gets even better

[STORYTELLER 2]
If you've had a little drinkle

[STORYTELLER 1]
It's looking like a wedding

[STORYTELLER 2]
But not the one you thought

[BOTH]
The only way to get there
Is right back where we left off

[ENSEMBLE]
We go to Church on Sunday twice
And even on a Wednesday night
So our chances into the Pearly Gates are triple
That leaves us five whole days of sin
All kinds of crazy to get in
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little
[ENSEMBLE]
A little too much, a little too often
When we get started, there's no stoppin'
When someone busts out a banjo or a fiddle
He turned water into wine
We turn corn into shine
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little

We're up with the rooster, man
Got achin' backs and calloused hands
With Uncle Sam squeezin' every nickel
Yeah, even Saint Peter has his fun
After a long work week is done
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little

A little too late, a little too early
You get bored or you get thirsty
Yeah, we got just the thing to wet your whistle
He turned water into wine
We turn corn into shine
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
[STORYTELLER 1]
Like a little jig
Like a little jug
Like a little kiss

[STORYTELLERS]
And we like a little hug

[MAZIE]
Like a little bacon
And we like a little beans

[STORYTELLER 1]
Love a little butt

[MAZIE & STORYTELLER 1]
In some tight blue jeans

[STORYTELLER 1]
We love a little cow

[ENSEMBLE]
Love a little cow

[MAZIE]
And we like a little tippin'
[ENSEMBLE]
Like a little tippin'

[STORYTELLER 1]
Like a little skin

[ENSEMBLE]
Like a little skin

[MAZIE & STORYTELLER 1]
In our skinny dippin'

[COMPANY]
We like a little shot
We like a little chew
We love a little cock and a doodle-doodle-doo

[ENSEMBLE]
A little too much, a little too often
When we get started, there's no stoppin'
When someone busts out a banjo or a fiddle
He turned water into wine
We turn corn into shine
Yeah, we love Jesus

We love Jesus, Buddha
Allah, Oprah
Dolly Parton
Deepak Chopra
We love Jesus
But we drink a little
Yeah!