Tom:
Alright!
If I win
I get to destroy the entire town
And if you win...
I get to destroy the entire town
Deal?

Boyfriend:
Huh?

Tom:
Perfect

I feel evil, haunted, controlled
And possessed
And everything I'm doing is illegal
Impressed?

Boyfriend:
Tis the season, why won't you be jolly?
Instead of destroying it all and
Acting upon this foolhardy?

Tom:
So much damage
Call it a Christmas upheaval
Boyfriend:
This holiday
Always brings out your alter ago

Tom:
It's time for me to enjoy this
Holiday
In my own way
Destroy on a sleigh

Boyfriend:
There is no need
To disrupt this silеnt night
Go take a hike!
Or we'll shoot down your flight

Pico:
Stеp back, Santy Clause
Your halls 'bout to be decked
It's a one on two
So prepare to get wrecked
Spreading jolly cheer
Spreading bullets and flames
Congratulations bitch
'Cus you're inside of my game!
Tom:
To think I would even try
Singing your tom foolish carols
Gotta add a spark in y'know?
I hate this snow globe

Boyfriend:
I can tell you're no fanatic
Of Christmas but how're you ecstatic
About burning the trees
And ornaments

Tom:
Christmas is ruined
My goal is fulfilled
Reaping havoc is such a thrill

Boyfriend:
Dude, what's your beef
With our beliefs?
What joy is in demolition and grief?

Pico:
So you're back for more?
I ain't even feel sore!
I could spit all night
Give you a holiday fright
We get you don't like Christmas
All I hear is "yip, yap"
Should've thought about twice
Before stepping in our trap!
Tom:
Christmas time
Families spreading their jolly cheer
Meanwhile I'm the Grinch
Causing them some fear

Boyfriend:
Jingle bells, go to hell!
We aren't under your spell
We won't fall to the trope
'Cus we got what you don't

Tom:
You may have won, Gingerbread
But I'll pay a visit
I'll be sippin' on a eggnog
Bombing on Santa's sled!

Boyfriend + Pico:
Guess we won in the end
Good triumphs evil
We didn't end up dead!

Pico:
Wait did you just call me
Gingerbread?