SpongeBob:
I won't stand for this abuse
Sorry but refuse

Boyfriend:
Dude, it's just
Flowers for her
Don't you be sour

SpongeBob:
It's a repeating cycle
Just for some posies

Boyfriend:
It's my last request
Just a bed full of roses

SpongeBob:
Matching my way
Just to come right back?!

(SpongeBob, Boyfriend)
I'll bring the change
Bring it around town
You exchange
Just for some clown
Boyfriend:
You can be the
One who helps me out
Help me, help you
That's what friends are
All about

SpongeBob:
Take your bucks back
Cause TARTER SAUCE
You're using my time
For something that you say
Not to buy

Boyfriend:
Oh! And she needs a new dress!
One that can
Make her feel welcome in golden
Success!

SpongeBob:
You're changing your request
Left and right
Just do it
By yourself instead of I!
Boyfriend:
Well I could
But do I really want to?
No
That's why you're here
To roll your boat and go!

SpongeBob:
Please pull yourself together
And try, just try to remember

Boyfriend:
What I say is what I say
Show your gratitude
And stay!

SpongeBob:
I'm walking my own path
And I'm leaving
See you soon next year
Or never, keep on grieving!

Boyfriend:
You can't leave
Because this is important
I'll wait here all day
Even till the morning