My leg is
On fire oh
Isn't it a fact
I've seen it
And it appears quite a task lasting forever

I've got the mind of an eel
But I'm fizzing all the time
Mind of an eel
But I'm fizzing all the time

I'd say, I'd say
I'd say, I'd say

Fine accomplished day to day
Bide my time in my own way
It's passing me over

Meet me once upon a time
But obviously don't ignore it's me
I'm here you see
I've got no say in it anyway

Isn't it a gas?
(My leg is)
What a funny thing to say
Why do you stay in
(On fire oh)
On such a lovely sunny day?
I'd say, I'd say
I'd say, I'd say

Fine accomplished day to day
Bide my time in my own way
It's passing me over

Meet me once upon a time
But obviously don't ignore it's me
I'm here you see
I've got no say in it anyway

Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!