[Verse 1]
Try to relax me now but then again
Oh no! Isn't it good?
Why do I feel so misunderstood?
Could it be that I'm peeling?
Look at my finger
Wait here just for a moment
Look at me wiggle
No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time
Could it be that I'm wrong
I'm right I'm wrong but then again

[Chorus]
Oh, it would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be
It would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be

[Post-Chorus]
Sit me down and make me stay
To say the first things on my mind
"My Soldier, Will Hay
Silver bells and cockle shells and
Er, pretty maids all in a row"
'Cause my leg is a part of me
I always knew what was wrong with me
I could tell by my general attitude (attitude)
I always knew it would get physical (physical?)
I could tell by my longitude latitude oh...

[Verse 2]
What's on the table?
Good Lord! Look at the cakes!
I'm gonna go and eat them all up
Or is it that I'm dreaming?
Look at my finger
Wait here just for a moment
Look at me wiggle
No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time
Could it be that I'm wrong
I'm right I'm wrong but then again

[Chorus]
Oh, it would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be
It would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be
[Post-Chorus]
Sit me down and make me stay
To say the first things on my mind
"My Soldier, Will Hay
Silver bells and cockle shells and
Er, pretty maids all in a row, yeah"

I always knew what was wrong with me
I could tell by my general attitude, attitude
I always knew it would get physical
As a part of my longitude latitude

[Bridge]
It's the same I sometimes wonder
If something or other's in my headbone
It's the same I sometimes wonder
If something or other's in my headbone

[Verse 3/Outro]
Look at my finger
Wait here just for a moment
Look at me wiggle
No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time
Could it be that I'm wrong
I'm right I'm wrong but then again