I cannot come and play today
My mummy says I'm in disgrace
I wanna join my Action Man
But I am stuck inside this place

Incarcerated I will be
Trapped inside forever
Everybody laughs at me
Because my name is Simon

I cannot come and play today
My mummy says I'm in disgrace
I wanna join my Action Man
But I am stuck inside this place

Incarcerated I will be
Trapped inside forever
Everybody laughs at me
Because my name is Simon