{Everyone returns to the stage for an encore}

[Intro]
1, 2, 3, 4

[Verse 1]
Here's me, hidden in the underground
And so far I don't mind
That's why, a-ha
You'll find I'm never coming
Here, buy me all the things I ask for
Nothing's too much for me
Here more often than not
A burst investigating main

[Bridge]
Never before did it seem what it used to seem
I'm right by night time, find the right time

[Verse 2]
One day I'll be getting older
And so what happens now?
On the big screen
Or should I leave it all behind?

[Chorus]
You laugh and I can never hear you
Never before did I know
A bigger chance to be congenial
Once had a go on my own
[Verse 3]
Oh no, see who's getting nearer, whoops!
All aspects wasted now
That's why I'm right believing
Everything I...
See what's new, "Bulldog Drummond's Peril"?
"The Tragedy of a Switchboard Operator"?
Another "Weekend World"?

[Bridge]
Never before did it seem what it used to seem
I'm packaged right like Gina Lollobrigida

[Chorus]
You laugh and I can never hear you
Never before did I know
A bigger chance to be congenial
Once had a go on my own

[Guitar solo]

[Chorus]
You laugh and I can never hear you
Never before did I know
A bigger chance to be congenial
Ah-once had a go on my own
Thank you!