[Verse 1]
Here's me, hidden in the underground, and so far I don't mind
That's why, a-ha, you'll find I'm never coming
Here, buy me all the things I [?], nothing's too much for me
Here more often than not, a burst investigating main

[Pre-Chorus]
Never before did it seem what it used to seem
I'm right by night time, find the right time
One day, I'll be getting older, and so what happens now?
On the big screen, or should I leave it all behind?

[Chorus]
You laugh and I can never hear you, never before did I know
A bigger chance to be congenial, once had a go on my own

[Verse 2]
Oh no, see who's getting nearer (Woo!)
All efforts wasted now
That's why I'm right believing everything I
See, what's new, "Bulldog Drummond's Peril"?
"The Tragedy Of A Switchboard Operator"?
Another "Weekend World"?

[Pre-Chorus]
Never before did it seem what it used to seem
It's packaged right just like Gina Lollobrigida
[Chorus]
You laugh and I can never hear you, never before did I know
A bigger chance to be congenial, once had a go on my own

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[Chorus]
You laugh and I can never hear you, never before did I know
A bigger chance to be congenial, once had a go on my own, own, own