[Verse 1 - Tim Smith, Jim Smith & Kavus Torabi, Tim, Jim, & Kavus]
Try to relax me now but then again
Oh no! Isn't it good?
Why do I feel so misunderstood?
Could it be that I’m peeling?
What's on the table?
Wait here just for a moment
Look at me wiggle
No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time
Could it be that I’m wrong
I'm right I'm wrong but then again

[Chorus - Jim Smith & Kavus Torabi]
Oh, it would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be
It would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be

[Post-Chorus - Tim Smith]
Sit me down and make me stay
To say the first things on my mind
"My Soldier, Will Hay
Silver bells and cockle shells and
Uh, pretty maids all in a row"
'Cause my leg is a part of me
[Tim Smith, Jim Smith & Kavus Torabi]
I always knew what was wrong with me
I could tell by my general attitude (attitude)
I always knew it would get physical
That's because of my longitude latitude oh...

[Verse 2 - Tim Smith, Tim, Jim, & Kavus]
What's on the table?, nic-nic-nic-
Good Lord! Look at the cakes!
I'm gonna go and eat them all up
Or is it that I'm dreaming?
Look at my finger
Wait here just for a moment
Look at me wiggle
No wonder I’m feeling bored all the time
Could it be that I’m wrong
I'm right I’m wrong but then again

[Pause, Ivy barks loudly]
(Oh, that fucking dog)

[Chorus - Tim, Jim, & Kavus]
Oh, it would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be
It would be nice for everyone
It would be nice for everyone
Oh what a lovely way to be
Oh what a lovely way to be
[Post-Chorus - Tim Smith]
Sit me down and make me stay
To say the first things on my mind
"My Soldier, Will Hay
Silver bells and cockle shells and
Uh, pretty maids all in a row"
Dadadadada!

[Tim Smith, Jim Smith & Kavus Torabi]
I always knew what was wrong with me
I could tell by my general attitude (attitude)
I always knew it would get physical
That's because of my longitude latitude

[Bridge - Tim Smith, Tim Jim & Kavus]
It's the same I sometimes wonder
If something or other's in my headbone
It’s the same I sometimes wonder
If something or other's in my headbone

[Instrumental - Tim Smith]
(Fucking dog!
Where is it? Where's that dog?
Where's the fucking dog?)

[Verse 1 - Tim Smith, Tim, Jim, & Kavus]
Try to relax me now but then again
Oh no! Isn't it good?
Why do I feel so... something or other
(What do we do?)
I'm wrong I'm right I'm wrong but then again
End it there