[Verse 1]
Real, or imaginary
Ice-spitting fire, that comfortable sound
Hands in the air, both feet stood on the ground
Lassie's on my TV
I get flat on all fours, start kissing the screen
And I sit like a good dog in the hope that she might give in to me

[Chorus 1]
What's the matter? Neither good nor bad weather
Makes me all ill-like, suffer with pain
But I don't mind, he is me
"Look Lassie! Watch him until he dies of his brain"

[Verse 2]
All or nothing (Before he dies of his brain)
Breathe in my skin, ooh! It feeling too hard
Start collect the hoofs from my insect graveyard
No longer imaginary
I want it, I need it so bad that I cry
Let's make between we you more fantastic that we ever feared of

[Chorus 2]
Hero collie! Insect hoofs on Lassie instead of his feet
HE Lassie, not SHE!
Because of me all she is blessed with the
Mane of a horse and wings of a bee
(And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she)
[Verse 3]
Cus-tomi-sing La-Lassie, ah
Tail out the window
Press in coloured glass
For more beautiful eyes!
Daddy-long-leg lashes how you flirt, get out of here!

[Chorus 3]
Our hero dog, insect hoofs on Lassie
Worthy of space dog, worthy of me
After my Lassie customising
You'll be holding up all your tiny insect hoofs and worshipping me!

[Chorus 2 variation]
What's the matter? Insect hoofs on Lassie instead of his feet
HE Lassie, not SHE!
But I don't mind, all she is blessed with the
Mane of a horse and wings of a bee
(And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she)