Relax Mom
I been in a lot more trouble than this before
You know
Besides there's a way out of every damn situation
Just give me a sec and I'll go
It wouldn't be right for any mother's son
To be sitting all around at home
All counting from the kitchen
"boil damn you boil"
When it is by will alone
I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in
Oh, god

Relax Mom
Just a goddamned joke
How the hell could I have known?
Besides this would've been funny
If I hadn't gotten caought
But I did so there you go
Why? Why what?
Do I do these things or think them
I don't know?
Must be something in the water
And not your fault
At leat not your's alone
I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in
Oh, god
If I could just get out of this
I'd ending up pushing my luck again