[Jack]
[Verse 1]
I plan to outlive my enemies
So I'll stick around till that's done
Why don't you come and take a walk with me
I'll tell you something
You would have liked some friends of mine
They made accidents happen
They'd dig a body from the ground
Give you the shirt off its back if you didn't have one

[Chorus]
They were the Bridgewater Astral League!
Ooooh weeeee oooooooohhhh
Bridgewater Astral League!
Ooooh weeee oooooooohhhh

[Verse 2]
I will admit they sometimes scared me
But they were so much god damn fun
They'd break into your house just to move things around
And sometimes they'd leave you something
But it wasn't what they did while in their bodies
That made me so uncomfortable
It was the way they'd meet
While they were all asleep
And you never knew where they were–

[Chorus]
They were the Bridgewater Astral League!
Ooooh weeeee oooooooohhhh
Bridgewater Astral League!
Ooooh weeee oooooooohhhh

[Verse 3]
Are you a little pale my friend?
What are you giggling about?
And are you leaving so soon?
It’s a beautiful night out
Like most kids we robbed from cars
Snuck into bars
We lived music and hung out
But I tell you, the kids today
I’ll never see them over the clouds–

[Chorus]
Not like the Bridgewater Astral League!
Ooooh weeeee oooooooohhhh
Bridgewater Astral League!
A stick up, a stick up, a star star stick up
For the Astral League!
Ooooh weeee oooooooohhhh
Bridgewater Astral League!
Hah hah ha ha ha!
The Astral League!
Say ho~!
Bridgewater Astral League!
The Astral League!
Ooooh weeee oooooooohhhh
Bridgewater Astral League!