[Verse 1]
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
And boom-titty-boom
Who wrote all the jokes on the wall in the men's room?
Well I know it wasn't me and it couldn’t been you
Cause all the jokes you know I know too
Hoo-hoo

[Verse 2]
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
And boom-titty-boom
Who drew all the pictures on the wall in the men's room?
Well I know it wasn't you, and it mighta been me
How could you draw what you never seen?
Hoo-hoo

[Verse 3]
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
And boom-titty-boom
Who put the crack in the soap on the sink in the men’s room?
Well a man is a man, is a man, is a man
If ya pee on your fingers, gotta wash your hands
Hoo-hoo

[Verse 4]
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
And boom-titty-boom
Who cast their vote on the wall in the men’s room?
Well I hope to God the word never gets around
That a vote on a men’s room wall don’t count
Hoo-hoo