I lose, you win
I lose, you win
I lose, you win
I lose again

But you're on my five-year plan!

Your time will come
When you least expect it
Expect it!
The five-year plan
You fucked me over
You did me wrong
You know why
I wrote this song

The five-year plan!
The five-year plan!

Until the, I'll just pretend
That you are still my friend
But in the end, your time will come

When you least expect it
Expect it!
The five-year plan
I don't forget so easily
No, I'm not so quick to forget

The five-year plan!
I hold a grudge
I live for revenge
The five-year plan!

I win, you lose
I win, you lose
I win!