Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast

Cream of wheat full of webs
Captain crunch lost his prize
Rice krispie styrofoam
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast

Snotty eggs, bristly bacon
Lumpy milk latte
Give birth to cheese pucks
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast

(F:) Y'know honey, tonight I just want a cuddle
(M:) Oh yeah? Well what am I supposed to do with this?
(F:) You're not getting your stinky cock and balls anywhere near my cunt box snatch
(M:) Well then, how about a little skull, baby?
(F:) I'm not putting that sweaty, greasy salami in my mouth, you heathen
(M:) Fine then, I'm just gonna roll over and go to sleep
(F:) But...I just wanna be held!
(M:) Here's a teddy bear, goodnight!