[MGM QUEEN JOAN]
When I came to Hollywood, this town was barely a decade old

[MOMMIE DEAREST JOAN]
I guess you could say we grew up together

[NO MORE WIRE HANGERS JOAN]
I had a career that spanned half a century

[BRING ME THE AX JOAN]
I made 85 pictures, and some pretty damn good ones too!

[LET'S GO JOAN]
But for every victory, there was a price to pay

[NOT MY FIRST RODEO JOAN]
You wanna know my story? Hmm?

[HOLLYWOOD HAG SUPERSTAR JOAN]
Okay, let's go!