Your sweet little face
Your platinum hair
The two of us in pictures, what a glorious pair

If you wonder how
I'd like to be addressed
Christina, darling, call me your
Mommie Dearest

Keep only one gift
The one you like the best
Christina, darling, call me your
Mommie Dearest

I'll always beat you, swimming laps
Because I'm that much faster
And make you eat rare meat to show I care
Vitamins!

But if you ever question
Why I adopted you
I 100%, without a doubt, positively, certainly, did not do it for the press!
How's this angle fellas?

Christina, darling, call me your
Mommie Dearest!