I Love My Lips Silly Song

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry

The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song



One day while talking with Doctor Archibald

Larry confronts one of his deepest fears



If my lips ever left my mouth

Packed a bag and headed south

That'd be too bad

I'd be so sad!



I see that'd be too bad you'd be so sad!



That'd be too bad!



Alrighty!



If my lips said "Adios! I don't like you I think you're gross."

That'd be too bad

I might get mad



Hmm, that'd be too bad you might get mad



That'd be too bad



Fascinating!



If my lips moved to Duluth

Left a mess and took my tooth

That'd be too bad

I'd call my dad



Oh dear!

That'd be too bad you'd call your dad



That'd be too bad



Hold it!

Did you say your father?

Fascinating!

So what you're saying is if your lips left you



That'd be too bad

I'd be so sad

I might get mad

I'd call my dad

That'd be too bad



That'd be too bad



That'd be too bad



Why?



Cause I love my lips!



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Oh my

This is more serious than I thought

Larry, what do you see here?



Um, that looks like a lip!



What about this?



It's a lip!



And this?



It's a lip it's a lip it's a lip lip lip

It's a lip it's a lip it's a lip lip lip

It's a lip it's a lip it's a lip lip lip

It's a liiip! It's a lip lip lip



Larry, tell me about your childhood



When I was just two years old

I left my lips out in the cold

And they turned blue

What could I do?



Oh dear!

They turned blue what could you do?



Oh they turned blue



I see



On the day I got my tooth

I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth

She had a beard

And it felt weird



My my! She had a beard and it felt weird!



She had a beard



Oh!



Ten days after I turned eight

Got my lip stuck in a gate

My friends all laughed

And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week cause both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, "Usta!"



Your friends all laughed

"Usta"

How do you spell that?



I don't know



So what you're saying is that when you were young



They turned blue what could I do she had a beard and it felt weird my friends all laughed



Usta!



I'm confused



I love my lips!



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Uh Larry?



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Larry?



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Wait, Larry, Larry!



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This has been silly songs with Larry

Tune in next time to hear Larry say: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?



Oh look at the time!



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