[Chorus]
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
Sitting in the corner, playing my recorder

[Verse 1]
My parents really wanted me to become a lawyer
But instead I spent my time just playing my recorder

[Chorus]
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
Sitting in the corner, playing my recorder

[Verse 2]
Some people can perform but I'm an outperformer
I've been playing so much, I need to have a drink of water

[Chorus]
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
Sitting in the corner, playing my recorder

[Verse 3]
If rеcorders turned to robots they would bе a Transformer
I think I might have some kind of social disorder

[Recorder Solo]
[Chorus]
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner
Sitting in the corner, playing my recorder