[Verse 1]
I was movin' and groovin’ with xanaxprincess at Sears
Then Diana pulled up and stabbed us in our burked rears
Shaggable arsons

[Chorus]
Oh my Diana, what have you done?
You can't just go and stab everyone
Shit on the floor, when will you start?
Diana Bitchtale, I might call the cops

[Diana Bitchtale]
What'd you say here? And I don’t like meat
Y-y-y-yes, I'm a vegan and I'm sweet
Did you hear me say that? (Yes, I'm a vegan)
Did ya-did ya-did ya hear me say that? (And I'm sweet, yes)

[Outro]
Woo!
Oh yeah!
Woo, yeah!