Firewater
Another Perfect Catastrophe
Ain't nothing like it
When it's twisting and reeling
They'll put the boot right in your eye
'Cause when the floor turns into wall
And then the wall becomes the ceiling
Oh, what a lovely way to die

Another perfect catastrophe
Is waiting to happen
It's watching for the moment to transpire
Another perfect catastrophe
Is dying to go down
It's only looking for the perfect place and time

Oh, wouldn't you love
To be my partner in crime
So many tricks that we could try
So if you want to find out what it would feel like
To be my co-conspiritor
Open up the door and step inside, -side, -side

Another perfect catastrophe
Is waiting to happen
It's looking for the moment to transpire
Another perfect catastrophe
Is just dying to go down
It's only watching for the perfect place and time

When retreat is not an option
And remorse just ain't your style
There must be something left to do
'Cause every tragedy is a comedy
Unless you are the victim
Then you're just another monkey at the zoo

Another perfect catastrophe
Is just waiting to happen
It's watching for the moment to transpire
Another perfect catastrophe
Is just dying to go down
It's only looking for the perfect place and time