[Intro]
Blast me to Bermuda!

[Verse 1]
When I feel weird, I close my eyes
And think of where the sun don't shine
On that foggy triangle far away
In my dreams, a violent storm
Sucks my body off the shore
To a volcano city, undersea

[Chorus]
Goodbye world, I'm outta here
I've packed my bags, I have no fear
I'm headed to the land of no returns
Blast me to Bermuda!

[Verse 2]
Sunken ships and beguiled ghouls
The bane of vacationing fools
Bloody lagoons and gnawed wetsuits abound
At last my plane, it takes a dive
The truth unveiled if I survive
Witness to a twinkling in the deep

[Chorus]
Goodbye world, I'm outta here
I've packed my bags, I have no fear
I'm headed to the land of no returns
Blast me to Bermuda!
[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Sunken ships and beguiled ghouls
The bane of vacationing fools
Bloody lagoons and gnawed wetsuits abound
At last my plane, it takes a dive
The truth unveiled if I survive
Witness to a twinkling in the deep

[Chorus]
Goodbye world, I'm outta here
I've packed my bags, I have no fear
I'm headed to the land of no returns
Blast me to Bermuda!