[Verse 1]
I'm a long, tall Texan, I ride a big white horse
He rides from Texas on big, white horse
I'm a long, tall Texan, I ride a big white horse
He rides from Texas on a big, white horse
People look at me and say
"Hurrah, hurrah, is that your horse?"
Yeah

[Verse 2]
I'm a long, tall Texan, I wear a ten-gallon hat
He rides from Texas wearin' a ten-gallon hat
I'm a long, tall Texan, I wear a ten-gallon hat
He rides from Texas wearin' a ten-gallon hat
People look at me and say
"Hurrah, hurrah, is that your hat?"
Yeah

[Bridge]
I was walkin' down the street with my big shiny badge
Spurs jinglin' on my feet
Well, I saw a man a-comin', comin' with a gun, you know
I just can't be beat

[Verse 3]
Well, I'm a long, tall Texan, I enforce justice for the law
He rides from Texas to enforce the law
I'm a long, tall Texan, I enforce justice for the law
He rides from Texas to enforce the law
People look at me and say
"Hurrah, hurrah, are you the law?"
Yeah
[Verse 4]
I'm a short, fat Texan, I ride a Honda 1-2-5
He rides from Texas on a 1-2-5
I'm a short, fat Texan, I ride a Honda 1-2-5
He rides from Texas on a 1-2-5
People look at me and say
"Aw, c'mon man, you're too old to be ridin' things like that"
Yeaaah!