[Verse 1]
You pull your ship
Into my isle
And choke the helm for my delight
Dragging your bony ghost
Along my coast
You dirty rotten bastard
Licking at my scars

[Refrain]
It turns me on
It turns me on

[Verse 2]
You slip the shiver
Up my thigh
And all the while you shirk and smile
Hanging around my star
Won't get you far
The last laugh's yours, baby
Grow your fawns

[Refrain]
It turns me on
It turns me on
[Bridge]
It ain't human
But it's all we get
Chewing the hunter's net
Is what we're doing

[Verse 3]
Perhaps you know
My garden's chalk
If something grows, you'll yank the stalk
Waving your shiny shears
Right through my fears
You dirty rotten bastard
Always almost gone

[Refrain]
You're almost gone
It turns me on
It turns me on
It turns me
On

[Outro]