Mr. Meow-Meow doesn’t know it yet
But tomorrow he’s gonna be at the vet
He’s Angela Harrison’s favorite pet
But it’s time to lose the gonads

For a year, life has been a feline dream
With a scratching post and Fancy Feast and saucers of cream
But his groin’s got a date with the guillotine
Yeah, it’s time to lose the gonads

(meow, meow) Chasing a string
(fun, fun) Napping in the sunshine
(meow, meow) Learning a new trick
Tomorrow he’ll be a little kitty eunuch

Sorry, Meow-Meow, don’t get sore
You’ll almost be the same as you were before
Say your last goodbyes when get to the door
Now it’s time to lose the gonads
We can keep ‘em in a jar in the kitchen drawer
Now it’s time to lose the gonads
And you won’t need kitty-porn anymore
Now it’s time to lose the gonads