You and me are so much in love
Every day I thank the heavens above
Some days I can hardly bear it
With all that we have, it's a sin not to share it

We can make this house into more of a home
And give us strength as we face the unknown
I know that it scares you, baby
But, girl, it seems so right…

More than two
Is what I wanna do
I'm on my knees
Pretty please, have a threesome
And you will see how sweet it can be
Being me and you
And a she that is new
How happy we could be to be more than two

I know a stripper who's ready to go
A Curly girlie to our Larry and Moe
A Three Card Monte that no one loses
A choo-choo train with a pair of cabooses

You're afraid to give our bike a third wheel
Don't want a stranger sharing your Happy Meal
Maybe somebody more familiar
Your sister's kind of cute…

More than two
Is what I wanna do
I'm on my knees
Pretty please, have a threesome
And you will see how sweet it can be
Being me and you
And a she that is new
How happy we could be to be more than two

Gilligan, Ginger and Mary Ann
Greg is in the attic with Marcia and Jan

Randy and Simon and Paula Abdul
Joanie loves Chachi and Fonzie too

Archie and Betty and Veronica
Hillary, Bill and Monica

They knew the beauty of more than two