Holidays
Holidays

Snowflakes, tinsel, presents, fruitcake
Unto us a child is born with angels' tidings of great joy
Snowmen, egg nog, Secret Santa, candy canes and gingerbread
Pa-rum-pum-pum, The Little Drummer Boy
Sleigh bells, holly, Dasher, Dancer
Mistletoe and caroling and wassail bowls and yuletide cheer
Helping everyone remember it's Thanksgiving through December and Christmastime is here
The shittiest time of year

Fuck the holidays
Fuck the holidays

Chestnuts, Tiny fucking Tim, and dreidels and that kugel shit and chocolate gelt and Christmas trees
Charlie Brown and Frosty, Auld Lang Syne and Silent fucking Night and Judah and the motherfucking Maccabees, oh
Tannen-cocking-piss-baum and that asshole queef Kris Kringle and his shitbag fucking eight reindeer
Yes, Virginia, deck the halls, then fucking lick my fucking balls because Christmastime is here
The shittiest time of year

Fuck the holidays
Fuck the holidays
Fuck the holidays (Fuck you)
Fuck the holidays (Fuck you)