Paul And Storm
Elvis Died Today (On the Occaision of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
Elvis dead today
He’s not alive today
Try not to cry today
Happy anniversary
The lifestyle took its toll
On the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll
They found him on the toilet bowl
Happy anniversary
Elvis Aaron Presley
He loved his momma and his country
Gospel music and karate
Blue jeans and jumpsuits
But Elvis also loved banana pudding
Sausage, eggs, bacon
And biscuits and barbecue pizza
And fried chicken
And corn bread, roast beef
And many varieties of pie
Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches
Mashed potoatoes, gravy, Twinkies, pork chops, black-eyed peas
Barbituates and meatloaf
Hamburgers, and popsicles, fried dill pickes, Nutty Buddys, tranquilizers
Steak, brownies, chocolate milkshakes, Krispy Kreme donuts, amphetamines
And Pepsi
Elvis dead today
He’s not alive today
No matter what some say
Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary