[NARRATOR, spoken]
On the twenty-first day of the month of September
In the year of a decade not too long before our own
The human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence
And this terrifying enemy surfaced
As such enemies often do
In the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE & CHIFFON, sung]
Little Shop, Little Shop o' Horrors
Little Shop, Little Shop o' Terror
Call a cop
Little Shop o' Horrors
No-oh-oh-oh-oh-no

Little Shop, Little Shop o' Horrors
Bop sho'bop
Little Shop o' Terror
Watch 'em drop
Little Shop o' Horrors
No-oh-oh-oh-no

Shing-a-ling-shing-shing-a-ling-thing
What a creepy thing to be happening
Look out, look out, look out, look out!
Shang-a-lang-shang-lang-shang-a-lang
Feel the Sturm und Drang in the air
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sha-la-la-la
Stop right where you are, don't you move a thing
You better
You better, we're telling you you better
Tell your mama something's gonna get her
She better
Everybody better beware
Oh, here it comes, baby
Tell the bums, baby
Oh-oh-oh-oh-no
Oh-oh-oh, hit the dirt, baby
Red alert, baby
Oh-oh-no, oh-oh-oh-no

Alley-oop-shoop-shoop, haul it off the stoop
Child, I'm warning you!
Look out, look out, look out, look out!
Run away, hey, child you're gonna pay if you fail (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Look around-round, look around-round, look something's coming down, down the street for you

You betcha, you betcha
You bet your butt, you betcha
Best believe it, something's come to get ya
You betcha, you better watch your back and your tail (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Come-a, come-a, come-a
Little Shop, Little Shop o' Horrors
Bop sho'bop
You'll never stop the terror
Little Shop, Little Shop o' Horrors
No-oh-oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-no