[SEYMOUR]
We're closed for renovation, for spiffing up and grooming

[MR. MUSHNIK]
'Cause customers are flocking

[SEYMOUR]
And business has been booming
We need refrigeration in our new improved display
So we're closed for renovation today

[MR. MUSHNIK, spoken]
Yes, indeed, this is the shop you heard about on Channel Five News! Yes, the Audrey II is on display exclusively here

[AUDREY & SEYMOUR]
We're closed for decoration 'cause fortune has been smiling
So now we're due for painting, new plumbing, and retiling
We'll make a ship-shape showplace of our little shop and then
Tomorrow we'll be open again

[MR. MUSHNIK, spoken]
Aren't you finished yet?

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
I'm doing my best, but all these band-aids make it kind of hard
[AUDREY, spoken]
You've been getting hurt so much lately

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
I know! Seems like every time I pick up the pruning shears I slip! Hehe

[AUDREY & SEYMOUR]
We're closed for renovation, for swabbing down and brooming
'Cause business has been thriving since Audrey II's been blooming
The phones have not stopped ringing with the customers who say:

[SEYMOUR]
Another bunch of peonies!

[AUDREY]
Another dozen daisies please!

[SEYMOUR]
Geraniums, anemones!

[AUDREY]
Forget-me-nots and fleurs-de-lis!

[MR. MUSHNIK]
With gratis home deliveries
[AUDREY & MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]
On paid in full and CODs
We're closed for renovation today