I've got a crush and it's crushing me to death
Smashing my mind and stealing my breath
Switching up the music it's getting pretty loud
Like a five foot six gorilla jumping from the crowd

Impossible's wuss-corp
Pick it up! take position!
We're coming in low on a top-secret mission!

Bombadeer
Direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit
My girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!

(x4)

Getting in the ring she's a real prize fighter
Rosy red cheeks, pull your teeth out with pliers
Load her up, cock her back, take aim and shoot her
Just like kung-fu she's a bad motor scooter!

Impossible's wuss-corp
Pick it up! take position!
We're coming in low on a top-secret mission!

Bombadeer
Direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit
My girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!

(x3)