Hey Ron
The next time you're
Freaked at me
For calling you out
On the Quidditch pitch
Just remember that time
That you stole my Chocolate Cauldrons
And declared your love for Romilda Vane

Yo Ron
The next time you're
Feeling jealous of me
'Cause I'm so famous
And awesome at Quidditch
Just remember that time
That we took you to Slughorn's office
And you nearly drank yourself to death
But I saved your neck
With a bezoar

Let's go!

Remember when you took that love potion?
Remember who was your best friend?
Remember when you took that love potion?
Remember who was your best friend?
Well just be glad the four track was broke that day
Because you grabbed the guitar and I heard you say
That the Top of the Pops better get ready
For the new hit single from the Weasley
It goes, "Romilda Vane
I love you"