Oh, Ron
You were so glad
When you got that Krum figurine
But now things have changed
Or so it seems
And we wonder if its because of Hermione

'Cause after the Yule Ball
I found the missing arm of Viktor Krum
Underneath my bed
Ron, as a wizard
We expect a little more from you
'Cause at Hogwarts they don't teach hokey stuff
Like voodoo

And dismembering figurines
Of your enemies
Won't impress Hermione
She's not interested
In mutilated toys